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How to sequence a popular tune

Posted 25-05-2008 at 01:09 PM by nozzmoking

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The Lone Ranger runs out of gas

Posted 23-05-2008 at 10:56 PM by nozzmoking

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rode into town. It was hot, so they stopped at the saloon for a drink. After a few minutes, someone came in and said, "Who does that white horse out there belong to?"

"Why, that's my horse, stranger," said the Lone Ranger.

"I just thought I'd let you know that your horse is sweating up a storm out there. He's been ridden pretty hard, and if you don't cool him down proper, he's going to turn sick on you."

"Tonto, you know what...

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Tonto - loyal to the end

Posted 23-05-2008 at 10:53 PM by nozzmoking

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across a desolate stretch of Texas and take a much-needed break when they encounter a small pool of water in a seep.

After drinking and refilling their canteens, they bring the horses to the pool to let them drink before continuing the journey. As the horses are drinking the Lone Ranger looks up and sees that the area surrounding the seep is filled with Comanche Indians ... in war paint.

Tapping Tonto on the shoulder and raising his...

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Last Days of The Lone Ranger

Posted 23-05-2008 at 10:47 PM by nozzmoking

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through the desert. They stop at the little town of Hogwash and the Lone Ranger enters the bar and drinks several beers while Tonto minds the horses.

Six beers later the Ranger re-mounts and they gallop into the desert again. The beer begins to push heavily on the Lone Ranger’s bladder. With a “Woah!” he reigns in Silver, his trusty steed and dismounts. He walks to a patch of scrub, whips it out and relieves himself.

Unfortunately his...

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping . . .

Posted 23-05-2008 at 10:39 PM by nozzmoking

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions...

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